That Jokes

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.