That jokes

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."