That jokes
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.