That jokes
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Did you know that water is wet?
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.