That jokes

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.