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I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.