That jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Ironic that this page is dead.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."