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That Jokes
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
