That jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Memes
FOR REAL
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.