That jokes

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.