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You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?