That jokes

Orphan

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Drink

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

Story

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Tree

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Teacher

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Fish

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

Momma

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Team

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Countryside

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Word

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

Hobby

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Dinner

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?