That jokes

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...