That jokes
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Memes
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫