That jokes

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.