That jokes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Memes
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.