That jokes
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Memes
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.