What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
