That jokes
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Memes
It's true though
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.