That jokes
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.