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Jorking my peniys

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ketta @kettakujo.2h
one time i spent too much time on
character.ai and i was texting my boyfriend
and he said something i didn't like so i tried
swiping the message to the side to generate
a new one and then just sat there in disbelief
for a few seconds
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One time I was jorking mine peniys and...
Well... Let's just say it got hard...
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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT
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lol lots of liquid
smh
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tfw the fart's wet
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Don't ever text me again
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

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1. NAME
2. HEIGHT
3. AGE
4. BIRTHDAY
5. GIRL BFF
6. GUY BFF
7. CRUSH
8. EVER FALL IN LOVE
9. LAST TEXT
10. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
11. BATTERY PERCENTAGE
12. EYE COLOUR
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N. ADDICTION
15. FAV FOOD
16. FAV SONG
17. FAV ANIMAL
18. FAV SUBJECT IN SCHOOL
19. FAV SPORT
20. ONE WISH
2L BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE
22. COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN
23. PETS
24. TURN ONS
25. TURN OFFS
26. RELATIONSHIP STATUS
27. FIRST KISS
28. EVER SELF-HARMED
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30. SOMEONE YOU MISS
31. DIGGEST FEAR
32. SOMETHING YOU HATE
33. FANDOMS?
34. FAV TV SHOW
35. FAV MOVIE
36. FAV BOOK
37. FAV THING ABOUT YOURSELF
38. JEALOUS OF
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40. ETHNICITY
41. MIDDLE NAME
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I hate it when people
text me: "Call me"
I'm gonna start calling people and
when they answer, I'm gonna say, "text
me", and hang up.

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