me: "you wanna see my dad" some kid: "yeah?" me: "close your eyes and he will appear" some kid: “he ain’t appearing" me: “sorry i thought he would appear for you. he won’t appear for me” *the kid laughs”

moral: not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on 🙃

On text* Boy : Hey! I love you… Girl : eww u are so ugly boy sent a pic of his dic Girl : beauty doesn’t matter in love

Hi I did not text back to text her and dad now I’m texting her now I’m

Hi huuuuuy

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going home and walk home and I got home

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going

Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home and I will get back with him tomorrow morning

Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not

What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣

I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)

Friend texting fat boy:I know your on the groupchat I can see you looking at my texts . Me: I can only see fat

When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body… now what”

when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: “enjoy the little things”.

Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, “What’s up?”. The first friend then replies with a simple answer, “the sky!”, but the other friend intervenes and says, “no it’s the ceiling!”. To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, “unless you’re homeless or six feet under.”

So my mom sent a text saying, “I’m gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back.” That was 3 months ago.

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…

A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said

“Hi im, ameenya sheed.”

Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:

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