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I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

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    • One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

    Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

    Mom: Did you finish your homework?

    Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

    Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

    Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

    Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

    Son: That was cruel!

    I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

    Thanks a lot, Gwen!