My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
A guy goes in to get some tests done, the doctor comes out and says "I got good news and bad news." The guy says "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says "The tests cam back positive, you got 2 weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin her."
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because
It all ways Cheeted
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
My mother said to be positive, but she said that when i was going to do an AIDS test
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test? Because his answers were netherrite.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
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why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
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My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
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What does a student always get on an alphabet test?A!
