Test jokes

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D