Test jokes

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.