Test jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.