Test jokes
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.