Test jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
The cleverness of the students 😍
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D