Test jokes

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.