An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?A!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
