My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
What did the people do to the ceased after tests.
They bari-um
Why don't people sit next to the cheatah during a test Because he's a cheatah
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
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Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
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Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..
I was at school today and one of my friends said after a test man that was hard. After that I started laughing and I said that’s what she said.
Son:Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom:YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son:Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
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I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
