Test jokes
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.