Test jokes
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Memes
He hE he HE
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.