Test jokes

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.