Test jokes

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.