How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
