Terrorist jokes
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.