Terrorist

Terrorist Jokes

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fireπŸ”₯

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? β€” Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"