Terrorist jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
9/11, am I right?
I gotta do terrorist :)
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.