Terrorist jokes
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.