What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
