What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
