Terrorist jokes
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.