Terrorist jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"