Terrorism jokes

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"