Terrorism jokes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.