Terrorism jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Biden did 9/10.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!