Terrorism jokes

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Just do it.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

9/11.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.