Terrorism jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Memes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Biden did 9/10.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?