Terrorism jokes
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Biden did 9/10.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.