Terrorism jokes

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Biden did 9/10.

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.