Terrorism jokes
Bomb.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Just do it.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.