Terrorism jokes
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Obama got Osama.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.