Terrorism jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Obama got Osama.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.