What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Get pranked, bozo!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
it was just a prank bro.
