Terrorism jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.