Terrorism jokes

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.