Terrorism jokes

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

2,996 kill streak, boom!

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Boom, it went.

Fall

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.