Terrorism jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
2,996 kill streak, boom!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...