Terrorism jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
2,996 kill streak, boom!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.