Terrorism jokes

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

Who reads the fastest?

The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Science flew us to the moon.

Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.