Terrorism jokes
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.