Terrorism jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.