My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
