Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A guy walks into a mosque ... then blows up.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.