Temperature

Temperature jokes

Bath

A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

Programmer

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

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  • Freezer

    What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

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    Cold

    Which is faster, hot or cold?

    Hot, because you can catch cold.

    Water

    How to make holy water:

    1. Grab a pot.

    2. Put water in it.

    3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

    4. Boil the hell out of it.

    Winter

    Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

    Cold

    What is faster, hot or cold?

    Hot, because you can catch a cold.