do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
global warming is the average of temperature on earth
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
