Tell jokes

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.