Tell jokes
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.