Tell jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Def all moms lol
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.