Tell jokes
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Tell who we are.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."