Tell jokes
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Tell who we are.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?