What time do you call me tomorrow?
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
