Telephone jokes

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.