Teen jokes
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.