Teen jokes

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Emos love jumping for joy.

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.