Teen jokes
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Memes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Emos love jumping for joy.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.