Teen jokes
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who I wish I was
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What is Jay?
Phat.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.