Teen jokes
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Memes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.