Teen jokes
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.