Teen jokes
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.