Teen jokes

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!