What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Emos love jumping for joy.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.