What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
