New Teen Jokes

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.

Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."