Teen jokes

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Emos love jumping for joy.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Why do emo kids hate high fives?

They’re always left hanging.

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."