Technology jokes

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.