Technology jokes
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!