Technology jokes
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Memes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.