Technology jokes
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?