Technology jokes
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Sad so sad
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.