Technology jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Very funny battery joke.
Cyber Monday
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Memes
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.