What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
