I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What is the butt’s favorite computer? The Tushiba
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
