Technology jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Sad so sad
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Very funny battery joke.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."