Technology jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Cyber Monday