Technology jokes

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What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.