Technology jokes
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Memes
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.