Technology jokes
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.