Technology jokes

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His core i5 Overheated. XD

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

What do crows use when they get a phone?

A "CAWing" card!

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.