What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Michael Jackson and TV
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Michael Jackson and TVs are alike because they both "get turned on by kids." But "turned on" has two meanings: starting a device and sexual arousal. It's a dark joke because it implies Jackson was attracted to children, you snowflake.