Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
