Technology jokes
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!