Technology jokes

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

What did the HP say to a Dell?

Hello!