Technology jokes

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What did the HP say to a Dell?

Hello!

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣