Technology jokes
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?