Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
