Technology jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Talk to me if you are online.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!