Technology jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣