What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
