Technology jokes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Me and the boys at the last supper
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.