Technology jokes
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Electricity.
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American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.