Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? – Because he can’t do stand up.

Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?

Cause he can’t do stand up

Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?

Because he couldn’t do standup.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?

Because he can’t do standup

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.