Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? – Because he can’t do stand up.

Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?

Because he couldn’t do standup.

Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?

Cause he can’t do stand up

Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?

Because he can’t do standup

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.