Technology jokes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.