Technology jokes
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"