Technology jokes
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
I got jealous when my phone dies.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Orphans can't find the home page.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!