Technology jokes

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!