Technology jokes

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Orphans can't find the home page.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."