What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
