Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Technology Jokes
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
