The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
