Technology jokes
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.