Technology jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.