Technology jokes
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!