Technology jokes

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What's an orphan family photo called?

Selfie.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌