What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
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Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
