Technology jokes
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Talk to me if you're online.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Talk to me if you are online.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.