Technology jokes
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Talk to me if you are online.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.