Technology jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.