Technology jokes
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.