Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Technology Jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
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