Technology jokes
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.