If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
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What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
