Technology jokes
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.