Technology jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.