Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.