(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
