Technology jokes

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.

Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?

A: There’s no signal.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂