Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. đ
Whatâs one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? âWell, tech-ically we canât talk.â
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What is the buttâs favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfatherâs life support.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
