Technology jokes
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! đ±
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
So many bots commenting so fĂșcking fix it!
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)