Team jokes
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?