Team jokes
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.