Team jokes
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
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Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
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Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.