Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." π
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro π€ 2. Sell Pernandes π€ 3. Sell Bencho π€ 4. Sell Trashford π€ 5. Terminate penaldo π€ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal π
These came down deep from my heart. Donβt let me down again, please.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
